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Accessories (Any item can be ordered by check or money order, see the Payment Options page for info.) The Border Patrol Temporary Tattoo
Please note that these look a LOT better in real life. The badge picture still has the plastic cover on it in this photo, and the image has been flipped to give you a real life idea of what it looks like. The colors are crisp and clear and vibrant. I have only a handful of the legacy INS Bp logo tattoos remaining. For a very limited time (OK, forever), I will send one (1) FREE USBP or CBP badge tattoo to anyone who provides a self addressed, stamped envelope. If you wish to purchase extras at two for a buck (please in even dollars only, no change, por favor.) feel free to send the appropriate amount cash, check or MO. Your return envelope should contain only one 41¢ US postage stamp. There seems to be a little confusion as to what an SASE (self addressed, stamped envelope) means. That means that you include an envelope with your address and a 41¢ stamp affixed, inside another envelope that you use to mail it to me. If you buy tattoos, you still get the freebie. Send funds to:
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Picture this: You're tracking a group of illegal entrants and you've come to a spot where the sign stops. You know they're around here somewhere. Your allergies kick in and you rip off a prize winning sneeze. The bush about four meters to your left responds, "¡Salud!" (Mexican version of Gezundheit.). Suddenly, realizing that he has inadvertently revealed his location, Señor Indocumentado jumps up and begins to flee. You are in hot pursuit when a Wait-a-Minute bush reaches out and relieves you of your $100 sunglasses. After catching the alien, you return to where you last saw your gafas and you note that they are gone and there are huarache tracks where they used to be. One of your new found friend's buddies are now wearing your sunglasses and they are GONE! Get yourself a couple of sets of these Chums® Eyeglass Retainers and prevent that from happening. These come with the imprint US BORDER PATROL in Black with gold metallic imprint or in Olive Green with yellow imprint. They are $5 a set with one dollar for S&H. |
